THE PUSHY KNOW-IT-ALL NURSE

Pushy, pushy, stupid know-it-all nurse,
her non-compliant mother is now circling the drain,
and having such a daughter has now become her curse,
"she is anemic in CHF and so much pain
give her blood and give her iron she needs a boost"
Yes, my darling, the chickens are coming home to roost.

Non-compliant mother had many polyps several years ago,
"I don't want another colonoscopy, I hate that preparation"
Well, then plan a holiday in Trinidad-Tobago,
I will not be attending your cremation.

Pushy, pushy, stupid know-it-all nurse daughter,
she thinks she also went to medical school
non-compliant mother is heading for a slaughter
Darwin in action, that nurse is such a fool.

So now she is going for a transfusion,
the horses left the barn, time to call the bands
know-it-all nurse, living in a world of confusion,
blood into the vein, alas, there is blood in her hands

I will do nothing else but sign the order and close the chart